PINK LIZARDS

(Ascendunt mediocris)

Habitat: Flat grounds
Conservation status: Least Concerned (Extinct)
Dental form: Jagged and uneven teeth
Method of hunting: Chase
Tongue Length: 15 Centimeters
Bite force: 7,500 Newtons
Weight: 210 Kilograms*


A relatively average lizard found in areas throughout the world. Despite its mediocrity, its color can be wildly varied. It is like most lizards in its dental structure, having jagged and uneven teeth, with longer teeth on their upper jaw and shorter teeth on their lower. While colloquially referred to as a “pink” lizard, many of these lizards can be magenta, purple, violet, or even red - possibly a form of disguise as the much more dangerous Red Lizard, although it could be purely coincidental as they are found in equal numbers as other colors. Like most lizards, it is light and strong enough to climb light poles, but cannot climb vertical surfaces.